Hey Jersey burglars! Bring back our listener's dead wifeâ€™s abducted ashes... Tweet Burglars who broke into a house in New Jersey apparently didn't realize they were stealing an urn containing the ashes of the homeowner's late wife. Police in West Windsor say the ashes were being kept in a small rosewood box and authorities believe the burglars thought the box was only filled with valuables. Other stolen items included prescription medicine and jewelry. Please return the ashes if you would prefer not to burn in hell for all eternity.