Dear Cubby and Cindy,
My office is planning on doing another Secret Santa this year and I’m getting a lot of crap for not wanting to participate in it. I think it’s a total waste of money spent on gag gifts and candy that nobody wants. I asked everyone if they just wanted to donate money to a charity instead this year and they looked at me like I ran over a puppy. How do I bow out of Secret Santa without pissing everybody off?